Real and Surreal Cake Contest

Are you a cheesecake, a beefcake, a fruitcake or just a flake?  
Bring your real and surreal cake creations to Art's Birthday, January 14th at Video Pool.  

Cakes will be judged on their artistic and culinary merits by local food and art critics. 

Cakes in any category may be edible or inedible, 2D or 3D (or even 4D!), real or surreal. 

Prizes will be awarded in the following categories: 

The Hal and Joanne Foster Body Break Award   for the cake most likely to contain vitamins
 or beneficial nutrients
The Stanley Cup   for the cake with the 'smoothest' icing
The Bell Canada Titanium Timbit   for the cake project most likely to receive Canada Council funding
The Darwin Award   for the most primordial cake reflecting art's humble origins 100, 000, 043 years ago.
The Blizzard Award  for the cake most likely to have been purchased at a St. Vital Dairy Queen
The Istvan Kantor Li'l Debbie Log d'Or   for the cake that causes the most intense reaction in 
           the beholder's/taster's genital region

Cakes can be dropped off at Video Pool's 3rd floor studio on Friday, January 13th
   or Saturday, January 14th during regular hours. 
   
    Contestants should indicate ingredients if cake is meant to be eaten. 
  
   Prizes will be awarded at precisely midnight! 

Celebrate!! with CaKe!! Robert Filliou lighting the cake at Art's 1,000,010th Birthday Celebration, Aachen 1973. Photo: Neue Galerie, Stadt im alten Kurhaus, Aachen (scanned from - Robert Filliou: From Political to Poetical Economy, Morris and Helen Belkin Gallery, Vancouver, 1995, ISBN 0-88865-308-5).